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[goodjob]

i fucking hate captchas.

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@daryl dixon dog ambulance.

[goodjob]

[Presumably, they're on the Moira and Fiona enjoys her MID too much. Texting is always free in space, apparently.]

hey this is gonna sound weird but we r in space so u should b able 2 handle it
i killed this weird alien and this lady i met told me i should ask u how 2 cook it
it has all these spines???
i bet i can deep fry it
u can deep fry anything

[worn_wings]

[wow, texting is a blast from the past.]

ain't ever cooked aliens
what's it look like

[goodjob]

well its brown
according 2 nature documentaries its not poison
its like a porcupine i think?
but also a lizard

[worn_wings]

sure u wanna eat it
probably tastes like shit

[he is very scientifically basing that guess on nothing except being sulky about being in outer space]

[goodjob]

bc space food is soooo much better
look i want 2 eat some food that is fresh and i kno where it comes from
it cant b worse then alien shark
i killed that 2

[worn_wings]

k

dunno, pull the spikes off and heat it up til it stops bleeding

longer if it looks like a meat eater

[goodjob]

how do u tell
sharp teeth?
what parts arent good 2 eat
im from chicago help me out here if we caught food back home there was a 90% chance it was hobo

[worn_wings]

sharp teeth yeah

U ever hunted?

gotta take the organs out so it don't make the rest go off

[goodjob]

ive hunted 4 gas money
but the shark was an accident and also in space and i didnt cook it
whats left if i take out the organs???

[worn_wings]

the meat

what do u think a steak is

[goodjob]

i dont kno im not a cowboy
how do u know all this crap anyway
r u secretly from 1734 or some shit
bc im from the future all our meat is pink goo in tortilla shells now

[worn_wings]

been hunting since I could hold a gun

even mcdonalds meat comes from somewhere

[goodjob]

yeah it comes from squirrels and stray dogs

u either live in the middle of nowhere or 100 years ago
or both i dont judge
im from south side i cant say shit
my dad bit a pigeons head off 4 a bet once

[worn_wings]

squirrels and stray dogs don't taste like big macs

I think it was 2012 I quit counting

How much was the bet

[goodjob]

thats what they want u 2 think

oh man ur in luck a new kanye album comes out next year

10 bucks i think
its been years

[worn_wings]

don't think it will where I'm from

Easy money

I'd eat a pigeon for nothing.

[goodjob]

[...]

u a junkie

[worn_wings]

fuck no

U know what that shit does to u

I'm not stupid

[goodjob]

thank fucking god
i dont think id b able 2 find another cowboy around here

my dad bit the pigeons bc hell do anything when hes on uppers
or just in general
so u kno y i asked

[worn_wings]

fuck, sorry. I knew some tweakers that's rough

Just been hungry enough not to give a shit what I ate

And pigeons are almost chicken anyway

[goodjob]

what

[Someone wasn't expecting that response.]

look dont worry about it
if ur at eating pigeons chapter of the hunger games we both got a lot 2 be fucking sorry about
what happened did obamacare finally destroy america
did the world end
did the bears win the superbowl

[worn_wings]

I bet you there's plenty people hungry enough to eat pigeons when you're from

Its fine never mind

[goodjob]

yeah but burger king dumpsters dont fly
dont give me the children starving in africa speech i done my time

fuck
the packers won didnt they

[worn_wings]

I can't even remember who won the last one

Probably ain't gonna matter

You're from somewhere different

[goodjob]

well yeah im from somewhere different chicago hasnt been in a pigeon eating mood since the red scare
you must b from canada
they hunt there and dont care about football OR kanye