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[goodjob]

i fucking hate captchas.

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[worn_wings]

fuck, sorry. I knew some tweakers that's rough

Just been hungry enough not to give a shit what I ate

And pigeons are almost chicken anyway

[goodjob]

what

[Someone wasn't expecting that response.]

look dont worry about it
if ur at eating pigeons chapter of the hunger games we both got a lot 2 be fucking sorry about
what happened did obamacare finally destroy america
did the world end
did the bears win the superbowl

[worn_wings]

I bet you there's plenty people hungry enough to eat pigeons when you're from

Its fine never mind

[goodjob]

yeah but burger king dumpsters dont fly
dont give me the children starving in africa speech i done my time

fuck
the packers won didnt they

[worn_wings]

I can't even remember who won the last one

Probably ain't gonna matter

You're from somewhere different

[goodjob]

well yeah im from somewhere different chicago hasnt been in a pigeon eating mood since the red scare
you must b from canada
they hunt there and dont care about football OR kanye

[worn_wings]

I'm from Georgia no one gives a shit about the Falcons

[goodjob]

georgia the pigeon eating capital of the world
u gonna at least tell me y ur trying 2 keep the future from me
was it a famine
or a drought
ur not gonna offend my delicate sensibilities

[worn_wings]

I'm saying it ain't your future and my past don't matter

[goodjob]

yeah but when u get all grade school evasive it makes ppl curious
here
u spill and ill tell u a story
a good 1
from my past if u want
which matters even less than urs believe me

[worn_wings]

world ended. it happens

being in space ain't so bad i guess

[goodjob]

[If you were in Georgia, how did you tell the differ- no, don't say it.]

you got 2 gimme more detail then that if u want ur story
there are a lot of ways the world could end
i need 2 know it could solve my unpaid electric bill problems
so how did it go
independence day
shaun of the dead
mad max
terminator
red dawn????

[worn_wings]

u sound real excited about this

it's shit

loads of shit

[goodjob]

im not excited that would b sick
i get it ok
whatever happened it was bad
real bad
but u gotta spill
thats how space works
things r shit and then the only thing u can give is ur story

[worn_wings]

says who

u dont get to decide how space works

ain't nobody left to collect on your bills

[goodjob]

i thought southern boys were supposed 2 have manners

but i figured
shit
i guess u earned ur story
even if ur being a dick about it

[worn_wings]

manners don't count after end

what kinda story

[goodjob]

did they count before

depends
do u want a happy 1 or a sad 1

[worn_wings]

i ain't the kinda southern boy with nice manners all right

world's got too many sad stories

[goodjob]

wow never would have guessed that

so i got a bunch of little brothers
4 actually
and 1 little sister
but my oldest little brother is named lip and hes the smartest person i ever seen
when he was 7 he took the toaster apart and put it back together again and it worked
4 extra money on the side he does kids sat tests 4 them right

[worn_wings]

big family

That's the one for college right
Probably good money

[goodjob]

yeah my dads addicted 2 everything but condoms

yeah college is what i said 2
but lips going thru his teen rebellion phase says he doesnt want 2 go
i kick him out of the house
which i maybe shouldnt have done
but whatevr cant undo it
i havent seen him in weeks
everything feels like its gone 2 shit
and then a miracle happens

[worn_wings]

he comes back?

[goodjob]

better
hes got this girlfriend
dumb as the broadside of a barn
but it turns out shes on my side
shes been sending in college applications behind his back
none of them get accepted of course shes a moron
but 1 makes the dean curious enough 2 come down and interview lip
he knocks it out of the park
full scholarship

[worn_wings]

kid must be a hell of a talker