goodjob: anger . shock (people always say my style is wild)
first date fiona ([personal profile] goodjob) wrote2014-05-29 05:35 pm

overflow / misc thread dump post.

i fucking hate captchas.
anytime: alpha@??? (stop telephonin me)

[personal profile] anytime 2014-07-03 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Fiona, where are you getting all these cigarettes?]

No big deal. The sudden scene change was dumb as hell. [He glances back up the snowy trail. And then it belatedly occurs to him they never swapped names. Oops.]

Though I gotta say, in retrospect, usually you're not supposed to tell strangers where you used to live.
anytime: knight@angryoct (time on my side)

[personal profile] anytime 2014-07-03 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[She gets faint amusement in return.]

I think I'd be in luck either way. You would've had to rat me out to my bro and I don't think he'd care. At least not outside of telling me to apply my stranger danger lessons if you showed up at the door.
anytime: other@kaymurph (bro; ironic family portrait)

[personal profile] anytime 2014-07-08 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like I grew up there.

[Although he does look mildly perplexed about the admission of five kids.]

What did you do before you got hired to destroy planets. Run an adoption agency out of your basement?
anytime: alpha@qeti (trolls; connoisseur of the arts)

friendship = over

[personal profile] anytime 2014-07-16 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[The relief is mildly perplexing, tbh. But it isn't enough to merit acknowledgement.]

Damn, and you passed up the chance to scandalize all the old, traditional aliens. [Not that he can ballpark her age too accurately. Having an older brother over twice your age kind of skews your perceptions.]

Talk about lost opportunities.

[He's sardonic enough that it's like he was plunged into a vat of sarcasm and recast from it as a whole.]
anytime: disc@illustudio (sparkles)

u betrayed me, padme

[personal profile] anytime 2014-07-17 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It would have increased your comedic value by a factor of—

[He sizes her up.]

—eh. Three, maybe.
anytime: alpha@guzusuru (mature teenager)

bc i broke your heart, your achy breaky heart

[personal profile] anytime 2014-07-20 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. So who do I forward any fees to once we're done running around this icy tourist trap.

[Might as well get a name here, right. Fiona, you're so normal...]
anytime: knight@readysetjeans (bluh)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44

[personal profile] anytime 2014-07-25 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO SHAKE HIS HAND, like those threads happened already if we're going by some vague chronological measure.

(They didn't.)]


If you're from Chicago, you've got to know what a fist bump is. Seems way more apropos for a hostile environment than a handshake.

[Fist bump him, Fiona. You know you want to.]
anytime: knight@viivus (coolkid)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM

[personal profile] anytime 2014-07-29 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[He smirks at that.

Hell.

Fucking.

Yes.]


Dave Strider.

[SO MANY JOKES ABOUT THAT NAME for reals.]
anytime: knight@liberatrix (ouija board of cock)

[personal profile] anytime 2014-07-30 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[But his alternate universe bro's triangleself is totally Optimus Rhyme.]

Yeah. You think you'll be able to avoid transforming into a slush pancake?
anytime: alpha@invocate (snerk)

[personal profile] anytime 2014-07-30 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. Then I'm out.

[Time to find somewhere warmer to hang. Dave gives Fiona a thumbs up, before taking advantage of his flight capabilities.

L8er, dude.]