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[goodjob]

i fucking hate captchas.

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[goodjob]

i dont kno im not a cowboy
how do u know all this crap anyway
r u secretly from 1734 or some shit
bc im from the future all our meat is pink goo in tortilla shells now

[worn_wings]

been hunting since I could hold a gun

even mcdonalds meat comes from somewhere

[goodjob]

yeah it comes from squirrels and stray dogs

u either live in the middle of nowhere or 100 years ago
or both i dont judge
im from south side i cant say shit
my dad bit a pigeons head off 4 a bet once

[worn_wings]

squirrels and stray dogs don't taste like big macs

I think it was 2012 I quit counting

How much was the bet

[goodjob]

thats what they want u 2 think

oh man ur in luck a new kanye album comes out next year

10 bucks i think
its been years

[worn_wings]

don't think it will where I'm from

Easy money

I'd eat a pigeon for nothing.

[goodjob]

[...]

u a junkie

[worn_wings]

fuck no

U know what that shit does to u

I'm not stupid

[goodjob]

thank fucking god
i dont think id b able 2 find another cowboy around here

my dad bit the pigeons bc hell do anything when hes on uppers
or just in general
so u kno y i asked

[worn_wings]

fuck, sorry. I knew some tweakers that's rough

Just been hungry enough not to give a shit what I ate

And pigeons are almost chicken anyway

[goodjob]

what

[Someone wasn't expecting that response.]

look dont worry about it
if ur at eating pigeons chapter of the hunger games we both got a lot 2 be fucking sorry about
what happened did obamacare finally destroy america
did the world end
did the bears win the superbowl

[worn_wings]

I bet you there's plenty people hungry enough to eat pigeons when you're from

Its fine never mind

[goodjob]

yeah but burger king dumpsters dont fly
dont give me the children starving in africa speech i done my time

fuck
the packers won didnt they

[worn_wings]

I can't even remember who won the last one

Probably ain't gonna matter

You're from somewhere different

[goodjob]

well yeah im from somewhere different chicago hasnt been in a pigeon eating mood since the red scare
you must b from canada
they hunt there and dont care about football OR kanye

[worn_wings]

I'm from Georgia no one gives a shit about the Falcons

[goodjob]

georgia the pigeon eating capital of the world
u gonna at least tell me y ur trying 2 keep the future from me
was it a famine
or a drought
ur not gonna offend my delicate sensibilities

[worn_wings]

I'm saying it ain't your future and my past don't matter

[goodjob]

yeah but when u get all grade school evasive it makes ppl curious
here
u spill and ill tell u a story
a good 1
from my past if u want
which matters even less than urs believe me

[worn_wings]

world ended. it happens

being in space ain't so bad i guess

[goodjob]

[If you were in Georgia, how did you tell the differ- no, don't say it.]

you got 2 gimme more detail then that if u want ur story
there are a lot of ways the world could end
i need 2 know it could solve my unpaid electric bill problems
so how did it go
independence day
shaun of the dead
mad max
terminator
red dawn????

[worn_wings]

u sound real excited about this

it's shit

loads of shit

[goodjob]

im not excited that would b sick
i get it ok
whatever happened it was bad
real bad
but u gotta spill
thats how space works
things r shit and then the only thing u can give is ur story

[worn_wings]

says who

u dont get to decide how space works

ain't nobody left to collect on your bills

[goodjob]

i thought southern boys were supposed 2 have manners

but i figured
shit
i guess u earned ur story
even if ur being a dick about it