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Day 56
gobbledygook
2014-10-22 11:11 pm (UTC)
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did you make it out alive?
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goodjob
2014-10-22 11:41 pm (UTC)
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yeah did u
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any bruises i should kno about i am a nurse remember
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gobbledygook
2014-10-22 11:45 pm (UTC)
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everything except my pride.
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wilson.wade@cdc.org
nah. healing factor remember.
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goodjob
2014-10-22 11:58 pm (UTC)
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ur going 2 put me out of a job
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sorry about ur pride
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and about being a total bitch last time we talked
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gobbledygook
2014-10-23 12:00 am (UTC)
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I wouldn't want people to know I was friends with a crazy guy. so it's okay.
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I mean, I really am good at the shit I do, crazy or not.
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goodjob
2014-10-23 12:15 am (UTC)
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whos crazy
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
are you shit talking optimus again leave him alone hes just used 2 taking directions from traffic lights ok?
[And then she finally reads the second text.]
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
oh nvm
[And there's a pause as she searches through her (rather clouded by anger) memory to better contextualize this... statement.]
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
i believe u
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
i didnt want u 2 tell ppl that i cried i dont care about crazy friends my sisters best friend in middle school was a hobo named conrad
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gobbledygook
2014-10-23 12:21 am (UTC)
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wilson.wade@cdc.org
optimus what now???
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wilson.wade@cdc.org
oh.
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wilson.wade@cdc.org
I wasn't gonna tell no one you cried. promise. also hobos aren't all crazy okay some of them are super cool.
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goodjob
2014-10-23 12:31 am (UTC)
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thanks
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conrad was cool he even helped clean up when my mom tried to off herself right in the middle of thanksgiving dinner
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so u kno after a crazy mom i cant complain about crazy friends
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gobbledygook
2014-10-23 12:34 am (UTC)
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ah shit. why you gotta do somethin' like that, mom. turkey's gonna get cold.
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wilson.wade@cdc.org
sorry. not real funny I guess. I dunno.
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goodjob
2014-10-23 12:38 am (UTC)
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hey slow down
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we didnt have a turkey my little brother shot a bald eagle
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
get ur facts straight
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gobbledygook
2014-10-23 12:41 am (UTC)
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hahahaha oh my god
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I can't decide if that's terrorism or the truest form of bein a patriot.
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goodjob
2014-10-23 12:51 am (UTC)
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i think carl would like u we had 2 sign him up 4 karate so hed have a place where he was ALLOWED 2 break ppls ribs
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
the school shrink says hes naturally gifted with violence
[She's so proud.]
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
u ever do stuff like that back home?
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gobbledygook
2014-10-23 02:33 am (UTC)
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what a champ. he sounds like the best kid ever.
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wilson.wade@cdc.org
there was this one time where I played roshambo with Captain America. MOVIES WHATEVER I KNOW but those balls were real underneath my foot
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goodjob
2014-10-23 02:43 am (UTC)
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hes a great kid. he spent most of last summer convincing a counselor at a childhood cancer camp 2 take off her shirt 4 the kids big wish
[Fiona will talk about her siblings' accomplishments indefinitely, sorry, Deadpool.]
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
u better have won
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gobbledygook
2014-10-23 02:45 am (UTC)
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tell me he succeeded. please. I need to know there's still hope for this world.
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wilson.wade@cdc.org
dude, TOTALLY won. poor guy didn't even know what roshambo was. he went down like a sack of potatoes.
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goodjob
2014-10-23 11:14 am (UTC)
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gallaghers arent quitters wilson. it got him kicked out of camp and the girl got fired but he says it was worth it
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
good im going 2 consider that u avenging me 4 having 2 sit thru his boring movie
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gobbledygook
2014-10-28 12:38 am (UTC)
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hell yeah it was worth it, what an inspiration to us all.
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wilson.wade@cdc.org
do I have a movie????
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goodjob
2014-10-28 12:48 am (UTC)
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if u do i havent seen it
[She slept through most of X-Men Origins: Wolverine.]
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
i wouldnt b surprised i dont like superhero movies they r more my brothers thing
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
i only saw captain america because they said he was half naked 4 most of it
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
i was lied 2
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gobbledygook
2014-11-04 03:08 am (UTC)
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wilson.wade@cdc.org
i bet i don't. racist.
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wilson.wade@cdc.org
omg is he really. now I HAVE to see it.
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goodjob
2014-11-04 03:27 am (UTC)
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thats me racist against red ppl
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: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
he only has 2 shirtless scenes and 1 long running sequence in tight pants its not good
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gobbledygook
2014-11-04 03:28 am (UTC)
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well then i'll watch it just for that shit
dat ass
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Day 56
did you make it out alive?
no subject
yeah did u
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
any bruises i should kno about i am a nurse remember
no subject
everything except my pride.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
nah. healing factor remember.
no subject
ur going 2 put me out of a job
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
sorry about ur pride
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
and about being a total bitch last time we talked
no subject
I wouldn't want people to know I was friends with a crazy guy. so it's okay.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
I mean, I really am good at the shit I do, crazy or not.
no subject
whos crazy
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
are you shit talking optimus again leave him alone hes just used 2 taking directions from traffic lights ok?
[And then she finally reads the second text.]
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
oh nvm
[And there's a pause as she searches through her (rather clouded by anger) memory to better contextualize this... statement.]
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
i believe u
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
i didnt want u 2 tell ppl that i cried i dont care about crazy friends my sisters best friend in middle school was a hobo named conrad
no subject
optimus what now???
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
oh.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
I wasn't gonna tell no one you cried. promise. also hobos aren't all crazy okay some of them are super cool.
no subject
thanks
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
conrad was cool he even helped clean up when my mom tried to off herself right in the middle of thanksgiving dinner
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
so u kno after a crazy mom i cant complain about crazy friends
no subject
ah shit. why you gotta do somethin' like that, mom. turkey's gonna get cold.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
sorry. not real funny I guess. I dunno.
no subject
hey slow down
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
we didnt have a turkey my little brother shot a bald eagle
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
get ur facts straight
no subject
hahahaha oh my god
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
I can't decide if that's terrorism or the truest form of bein a patriot.
no subject
i think carl would like u we had 2 sign him up 4 karate so hed have a place where he was ALLOWED 2 break ppls ribs
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
the school shrink says hes naturally gifted with violence
[She's so proud.]
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
u ever do stuff like that back home?
no subject
what a champ. he sounds like the best kid ever.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
there was this one time where I played roshambo with Captain America. MOVIES WHATEVER I KNOW but those balls were real underneath my foot
no subject
hes a great kid. he spent most of last summer convincing a counselor at a childhood cancer camp 2 take off her shirt 4 the kids big wish
[Fiona will talk about her siblings' accomplishments indefinitely, sorry, Deadpool.]
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
u better have won
no subject
tell me he succeeded. please. I need to know there's still hope for this world.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
dude, TOTALLY won. poor guy didn't even know what roshambo was. he went down like a sack of potatoes.
no subject
gallaghers arent quitters wilson. it got him kicked out of camp and the girl got fired but he says it was worth it
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
good im going 2 consider that u avenging me 4 having 2 sit thru his boring movie
no subject
hell yeah it was worth it, what an inspiration to us all.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
do I have a movie????
no subject
if u do i havent seen it
[She slept through most of X-Men Origins: Wolverine.]
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
i wouldnt b surprised i dont like superhero movies they r more my brothers thing
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
i only saw captain america because they said he was half naked 4 most of it
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
i was lied 2
no subject
i bet i don't. racist.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
omg is he really. now I HAVE to see it.
no subject
thats me racist against red ppl
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
he only has 2 shirtless scenes and 1 long running sequence in tight pants its not good
no subject
well then i'll watch it just for that shit
dat ass