FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
just a tip u should stop saying u wont do things 4 no good reason
u got any crackers or toast?
but not how 2 talk 2 women
thats half the ppl on earth
excuse me if i doubt ur skills
[She's not getting into this again. Fiona is usually quick to forgive, but insults to her social character stick. For once, she believes she's right.]
just eat the egg
if u dont eat the egg it can end up on ur face
good luck at paintball
[She's going to shoot him in the ass.]
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FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
just a tip u should stop saying u wont do things 4 no good reason
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
u got any crackers or toast?
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I have some bread.
[... sort of. Other people might not recognise it or want to eat it.]
And I have a good reason. The reason for not eating a raw egg is that then, you don't have to eat a raw egg.
FROM: wilson.simon@cdc.org
I'm a lawyer. I know these things.
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FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
but not how 2 talk 2 women
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
thats half the ppl on earth
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
excuse me if i doubt ur skills
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FROM: wilson.simon@cdc.org
I _do_ know how to talk to them. We never had a problem before, did we?
Did we?
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[She's not getting into this again. Fiona is usually quick to forgive, but insults to her social character stick. For once, she believes she's right.]
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
just eat the egg
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FROM: wilson.simon@cdc.org
There will be no egg.
I'll talk to you after this paintball thing. I promise.
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FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
if u dont eat the egg it can end up on ur face
FROM: gallagher.fiona@cdc.org
good luck at paintball
[She's going to shoot him in the ass.]
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