[Fiona rolls her eyes, but, atop a smile, it's more amused than annoyed.] Oh, right. I'll keep that in mind, next time I'm making friends and influencing people. Anyway, thanks for the lift, kid.
[She's heard weirder. Well, not really-- she doesn't rate them-- but it's a recognizably American name that isn't too impossibly out of place in a phone book. He's no Optimus Prime.]
You'll be okay making it the rest of the way, Dave? [She's pretty sure he'll be fine, and she doesn't want to slow him down, but still. You gotta ask.]
y do i have 2 be padme >c
bc i broke your heart, your achy breaky heart
[Might as well get a name here, right. Fiona, you're so normal...]
10 years later.........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44
(They didn't.)]
If you're from Chicago, you've got to know what a fist bump is. Seems way more apropos for a hostile environment than a handshake.
[Fist bump him, Fiona. You know you want to.]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM
Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.]
Dave Strider.
[SO MANY JOKES ABOUT THAT NAME for reals.]
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You'll be okay making it the rest of the way, Dave? [She's pretty sure he'll be fine, and she doesn't want to slow him down, but still. You gotta ask.]
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Yeah. You think you'll be able to avoid transforming into a slush pancake?
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[Time to find somewhere warmer to hang. Dave gives Fiona a thumbs up, before taking advantage of his flight capabilities.
L8er, dude.]