[The relief is mildly perplexing, tbh. But it isn't enough to merit acknowledgement.]
Damn, and you passed up the chance to scandalize all the old, traditional aliens. [Not that he can ballpark her age too accurately. Having an older brother over twice your age kind of skews your perceptions.]
Talk about lost opportunities.
[He's sardonic enough that it's like he was plunged into a vat of sarcasm and recast from it as a whole.]
friendship = over
Damn, and you passed up the chance to scandalize all the old, traditional aliens. [Not that he can ballpark her age too accurately. Having an older brother over twice your age kind of skews your perceptions.]
Talk about lost opportunities.
[He's sardonic enough that it's like he was plunged into a vat of sarcasm and recast from it as a whole.]